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"Don, where'd you get the bridge?"
I found three of them, abandoned, over the Cape Cod Canal. I've decided to keep one, sell one, and lease one.
"Wouldn't it give good traction on snowy mornings? Couldn't you just unload it and use it to drive over the traffic..."
Are we talking the bridge or the tornado?
But, wait! Yes! Both work for me, and either would work for you! And for just $369.95 mailed to me, I will sell you the solution of your choice! And if you act now, you can own the solution for $20 and a cold beer, and I'll throw in a Fram oil filter!
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Don Foster (near Cape Cod, MA)
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