Cosmetic "glitches" caused by me (this goes for all my volvos):

-scratched quarter panels from dragging work light cords in and over them

-battered bumper from caskets, sample cases, lumber, etc.

-scratched n' dinged front bumper (many times)

-smashed front end

-classic "drove through back wall of garage" scratches on hood

-multiple gouges on rear bumper covers from parking by feel

-scratched roofs from mountain bikes

-torn seat from the same

-scraped air dams (multiple)

-spilt coffee (constantly)

-curb rash on rims

-splattered brake fluid on two-week-old quarter panel paint

-5 gallon jug o' water dumped in the cargo area

-tore off many trim pieces by catching on my jacket or bags or something

-plus assorted not-at-fault accidents as well

These were fixed, naturally, but most were accompanied by "oops", or perhaps something a little bit more colorful than that. Believe me, we all know the feeling...