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Some more:
20. You don't take vacation without 'her'.
19. Your life is all about 'her'.
18. You have no friends left - only other VolvoNuts .
17. You can tell her feelings by the sound (idle and so on)
16. A day without driving her is a wasted day.
15. You know the guy in your favorite partsshop better than your boss.
14. You don't let anybody drive her - ever.
Even in the shop or smogcheck you insist
to drive her on the ramp/lift by yourself.
13. You know exactly all numbers on your car (size, mileage, fluidfillings)
but you don't know, how much is left on your bankaccount.
12. You open and read all car related matters first (AAA magazine,
BB - online, car-insurance)
Second is your bankstatement
11. You dream of 'her'
10. Wake up with No.1 nightmare : accident
9. You can remember every dent and scratch and spot
8. You can remember every bolt length and size
7. WindshieldWasherFluid : Evian - You drink tap water
6. You write down meticulous the shoppinglist for 'her' (plugs,wipers,...),
but try to remember the groceries (milk, bread,..).
5. You use only the best french hairshampoo to wash 'her'
4. You forget the birthday and anniversary of your spouse,
but you never forget the oilchange.
3. With whom you spend more time? Spouse or car?
2. Is your spouse jealous?
1. You sleep in the garage.
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