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Top 10 Signs 700 1985

posted by  tvpierce on  Wed Feb 26 10:14 CST 2003
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The Top-Ten signs you might be starting to like your Volvo too much:
(Drum roll please!)

10) You always need a cigarette after you drive it.

9) You get possessive and jealous when another driver looks at the car's rear end.

8) When someone asks you your shoe size you say, "205/55-16."

7) The thermostat in your house is set at 55-degrees, and the thermostat in your garage is set at 85-degrees.

6) When it snows, you WALK the 10 miles to work because you, "Don't want to get her all dirty."

5) You tried to claim the Volvo as a dependent on your 1040 Long Form.

4) You wash your car more frequently than you wash yourself.

3) Before you add motor oil, you dab a couple drops on your wrist to make sure it's not too hot.

2) You request Family/Sick Leave when your Volvo goes in the shop.

*** And the number-one sign you might be starting to like your Volvo too much:

1) You spend your Saturday evenings in the garage "waxing your hubcap".
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'92 Mercedes 190E (my daily driver), '93 945 Turbo (a kickass family car), '53 Willys-Overland Pickup (my snow-plow truck/conversation piece)






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