Here's a little poem I wrote in recognition of all the help the Gurus of Brickboard give to us struggling shade-tree mechanics. Feel free to nominate your favorite Guru.

Ode to the Gurus of Brickboard

Here’s to the Gurus of Brickboard!
The Masters in the know.
When the Volvo’s got a problem,
The novice knows where to go.

To the Gurus of Brickboard!
Their advice’ll set you straight.
From headlight to tailpipe
These Gents are simply great!

Problems with the timing belt?
Ignition out of whack?
The Gurus of the Brickboard
Will get you back on track.

Never condescending,
Always patient and kind,
The Gurus of the Brickboard
Will bring you peace of mind.

They take the time to help us
With even the simplest task.
To keep the Volvo rolling,
All we need to do is ask,

The Gurus of Brickboard
We raise our glass to thee.
Best of all, all you do
You do it all for free!