Man I gotta stay off the ice cream before I go to bed. OK which one of you jokers took my engine, my tranny, my drive shaft, my rear diff, my axle and rear wheels? Why did you leave my front wheels on? Where in the world did you get those tall jacks? You see the bottom rail of the door was about 5 feet off the ground. Someone had managed to jimmy in a Volvo key into the ignition even though a Volvo key no longer fits (it is now a Harley-Davidson key) and now I can’t get the key out. What? Did you get mad because you couldn’t drive it away so you decided to take the heart of the machine? So tell me how do you tear all this stuff out and leave no oil or water marks on the concrete driveway? Why did you take the engine but leave a 3 month old battery? It would have been nice if you had left the lights off.

Dude, I gotta lay off the ice cream

patrick aka joe engineer
1962 122s 2nd owner