I haven't seen a set of locking lug nuts yet that can't be removed immediately using a basin wrench. That's a tool somewhat like a self-locking Crescent (or Monkey) wrench that is designed to fit into very tight spaces. Plumbers use them to remove or install sink faucets without having to remove the sink. Take a look at one in the plumbing tools section of your home center on your next visit. You'll see what I mean.
I think there are already several anti-theft items that are installed from the factory on every 444 or 544. First is the under-dash starter button. With the possible exception of the new Lexus, I can't think of a single 'modern' car that uses a starter switch that's not part of the keyed ignition switch. It would have to be a very knowledgeable (or lucky) thief who could start a PV without knowing about the starter button. For those of us who have opted to change over to a more modern ignition switch, shame on you!
The next deterrent is the hood latch system. Try leaving your car at a non-Volvo garage for service without telling them how to open the hood. Odds are that your car won't be finished when you return. Even though I had owned PV's back in the 1960's I'd forgotten how the hood latch works and it took me more than an hour to figure it out. What thief would stay around that long to steal an old car that would be so easily located?
The only thing I've added to my 544 that might be considered a theft deterrent device would be the battery disconnect switch I mounted on the negative post of the battery. I installed it to enable me to disconnect the battery when I'm working on an electrical item (e.r. constantly!) but it also gives me some extra peace of mind if I have to leave the car outside when traveling.
As far as changing the door lock buttons; swapping out the 'mushroom heads' will delay a first-time thief a few seconds, then they'll just smash a window.
Experienced thieves use a 'slim jim' tool to reach the lock mechanism inside the the door itself, bypassing electronic locks and slick lock buttons.
There are a few things you can do to make your car less of a target: first, disguise your stereo system. If you look inside my car, all you see is a radio blank-off plate on the dash. The AM/FM/Cassette/CD player resides inside my new, larger glove box. My XM Satellite radio receiver is underneath the dash, but out of sight. I use a wireless remote to control all my sound system components, so having them within reach of the driver isn't neccessary.
Theft alarms are a good idea, especially if you put them under the hood, where the average thief can't disable them by snipping the wires. I'd buy one that uses door switches as well as a separate hood alarm. A sound detection feature helps stop thieves from breaking a window and crawling inside. Also, a motion detector feature helps protect your car from being towed or loaded on a flatbed truck.
One last item, which most people will not be familiar with is a MICO LOCK.
This is a switch that installs inline in your brake system. You can arm the MICO LOCK, depress the brake pedal, and all four wheels will be locked until you release the switch. They are a common item on trucks of 2 tons capacity and above. Beisdes making your car a real b*^#h to tow away, they serve as a great parking brake since all four wheels are gripping the pavement.
Also, even if someone gets into your car and manages to get it started, it isn't going anywhere until the brakes are released!
Happy Motoring!
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