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Survivor, Texas Style




A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style"

The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will Then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora,up to San Angelo up to La Mesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo Over to Herford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.






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