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'Volvo Joke'...at least I found it funny

posted by  Dee Jay on  Tue Feb 3 13:09 CST 2009
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Survivor, Texas Style




A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style"

The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will Then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora,up to San Angelo up to La Mesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo Over to Herford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.








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    'Volvo Joke'...at least I found it funny

    posted by  Chris Mullet on  Fri Feb 6 01:35 CST 2009
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    "...The first one to make it back to El Paso wins..."

    Or more likely - the one that makes it the furthest.








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      'Volvo Joke'...at least I found it funny

      posted by  Dee Jay on  Fri Feb 6 03:39 CST 2009
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      Good Point!

      Actually, the BBC Motoring show 'Top Gear' did something like this in real life. The 'contestants' tried to drive across Alabama with slogans like: 'Hillary For President', 'Man to Man Love is the Best', 'Outlaw Guns',and 'NASCAR Sucks' emblazoned on their vehicles.

      They made it to a gas station about 10 miles in before Pick-Up truck loads of guys (goons?) with baseball bats attacked them...seriously.

      As an American I found it painful (and embarrassing) to watch.







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