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In the lastweek I have seen two cars sporting a pair of big plastic testicals hanging off the back of the car under the bumper. This set was a bright chartruese.The other set I saw on my road trip and were caucasian flesh color. I saw those at a distance and did not believe it was what it was. I didn't know from the glimpse if they were testicals or breasts. The pair I saw today confirmed that they were, indeed, testicals.
Is this a new trend? Is it a big thing on the coast? Do I need to get a big chartruese vagina to hang from the rear of my car to be cool? Will it make my car go faster? INtimidate the drivers following me?
Inquiring minds want to know. I feel so uncool not having a set on my car.
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Sensual Ascetic. Three Volvos. Average age 37 years. No damn cupholders. Good wine.
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