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Observations[ALL/1998] posted by Ed Lipe on
Thursday, 18 September 1997, at 2:34 p.m.
Bumper stickers: Hang up and DRIVE
Forget world peace, imagine using your turn signals
Sure, you can go fast, but can you drive.
Those of you who think you can drive are annoying to those of us who can.
Re: Observations, continued.....[ALL/1998] posted by Stoney on
Thursday, 18 September 1997, at 9:43 p.m.
In the UK, when one is newly licenced, a large sticker is required on the vehicle they drive, sporting a large RED "L", and that serves to warn all other drivers that this person has no idea what they are doing. Imagine what we could come up with for the MORONS we encounter every day!
M - MORON (No Chance at Redemption)
A - Asshole (Self Explanatory)
IR - In Recovery (2 car buffer at all times to allow for recidivism)
AR - Anal Retentive (2 or more cell phone antennas or more than 1 Ivy League decal)
NLNINE - No Liscence, No Insurance & No English (No Explanation needed-We've all been there-Miami Std Equipment)
DP - Driver on Prozac (Slow drift possible)
DP&A - Driver on Prozac and Alcohol (Dodi! Your car is waiting!)
DA&R - Driver Armed and Ready (Louisana Special, or LA, Phoenix, Dallas, Atlanta
And so on .......
Apologies if:
A)You are offended (It's a Joke, Son....just a 'lil humor-Foghorn Leghorn)
B)Your Ethnic, Spiritual, Sexual grouping was not included (We'll try to please you next time!)
C)You recognise yourself...(Therapy is available)
D)Your idea was ripped off (My Attorneys are Schiester, Flywheel and Shiester)
Re: Observations[ALL/1998] posted by Mark Tempelmeyer on
Friday, 19 September 1997, at 5:41 p.m.
My favorite bumper sticker:
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger